The Pixels

Elemental Video Game Critiques

Konami

6 min read

Strap yourselves in and call up a couch co-op buddy cuz we’re reviewing a real blast from the past in Jackal for the NES!

16 min read

“Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
-Lt. Colonel Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

8 min read

“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”
― Neil Armstrong

6 min read

“I don’t wanna look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.”
[Homer Simpson]
-King-Size Homer (SE7 EP7)

7 min read

“Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.”
-Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

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