“There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory.” – Sir Francis Drake
Game Critique
Video game review
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” [HAL 9000]
-2001: a Space Odyssey
“Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you’re O.K.
Money, it’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team”
-Pink Floyd
“Never fear quarrels, but seek hazardous adventures.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers
Angry Birds, er… I mean Duck Hunt… was the game that no one wanted but everyone played, at least in North America.
“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is…
“I saw the traveller make his way toward the monolith, that thin gash amidst the clouds; an open seam between heaven and earth that eluded the eye of God.”
-Journal of an unknown traveller
“I would like to make a film to tell children “it’s good to be alive”.”
― Hayao Miyazaki
“Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.”
-Dr. Henry Wu
“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt
“I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.” -DW
“Some promises are meant to be broken.” -The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [tagline]
“Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.”
-Poppy Z. Brite
“We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep.” –William Shakespeare
“These are two hungry dino-mights and they’ve got bubble fight’n fun down tight. You and…
Strip off your BVDs and throw your pants back on because today we’re running with Captain Commando and his “Commando Companions”. I kid you not, that’s canon.
Rage Mage Reviews! Rather than getting a true Final Fantasy, drunken has-been…
Super Metroid is an iconic and foundational landmark in the history of gaming. Plumb the subterranean depths of this critique with me.
“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” -Lord John Dalberg-Acton
“To contemplate is to look at shadows.”
-Victor Hugo
“I wonder if aliens ever say: Do you believe in humans?”
-Anonymous
